Just 4 fun

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my
body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor.

Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.